Madame Dorian Glittergold

The proprietor of Hotel Gastronomic.  

A vain and unpleasant woman in her mid forties who conceals an evil secret.  

She is an abusive bully who seeks to control those weaker than herself.

Tootles, is her spoilt pet pig.

Master Malveo Gittergold

The vile son of Dorian Glittergold.  

He is 17 years old and a fat slob, who is over indulged by his mother, who dotes on him completely.

He is a lazy, self indulgent character.

Lady Dee and Lady Dah

The snobbish twin sisters who are also Dorian's cousins.  

They sponge off their wealthy cousin and flatter her constantly to stay in her good books, but equally they secretly detest her patronising attitude.